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Geek or Dork?

Quddus — Wed, 09 Jun 2004 15:38:29 GMT

Is there any real difference between being a geek or a dork? If so, what?

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POSEURS!!!

Jeremy — Sat, 17 Jan 2004 02:44:21 GMT

here it is, 6:45 p.m. Pacific Standard Time, and NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU IS LOGGED ON!! You obviously have lives, so let's not sully the title of dork.

Here I sit, all by my lonesome, dorky self...

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The Tower of Dorks

Quddus — Sun, 09 May 2004 15:06:28 GMT

Hey, any of y'all ever read Dork Tower? If not it's at: http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/

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Who are you?!?

Gerrish — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 21:10:42 GMT

We need some proof of dorkitude. Check out the new pic. That's me and your Dork King. I would say that's pretty dorky. And here are two stories from Mardi Gras to prove it (we were dressed as cafeteria ladies):
Story #1: We were walking down the street at about 9 in the morning, fully costumed, drinks in hand, heading to a breakfast party. I comment a few times that my $1.99 white tights and standard-issue cafeteria smock feel like they are creeping up, getting stuck behind my backpack. But neither of us really checked (sometimes I just talk and no one pays attention). Quite some time later, we pass by a window and I look at my reflection and notice that Yes! My cafeteria butt IS exposed to the world! Good thing it was 9 in the morning and everyone we passed was already too drunk to notice that it wasn't really part of my costume...
Story #2: As you can see in the picture, Joe is wearing $1.99 dangly earrings. He thought the way they bobbed around when he shook his head was so funny. Even though it was Mardi Gras, he needed a reason to keep shaking his head around. So all day he kept going up to people and shaking his head in their faces saying "you are sooooo cuuuuute" like your Great Aunt Edna. He did this to anyone and everyone, including friends, babies, drunk college kids, an innocent old lady, an ancient oyster-shucker (3 times!), and I think maybe even a passed-out drunk guy. Now who wouldn't say to that, "There's a DORKY young man!"???
So, why do YOU think that YOU are dorky?

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I am Jesus...

Mon, 16 Feb 2004 17:11:12 GMT

I have returned,I will save you all...praise me...

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too dorky

Thu, 23 Oct 2003 23:15:28 GMT

This tribe is too dorky.. why does 85% of the tribe live in New Orleans?

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I AM the King

Joe — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 15:10:54 GMT

Ok you California dorks...what commercial was that from? Some local "King of" something. Help me out here.

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